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Okay. I admit it. I have a problem keeping track of all your orders. Bookkeeping has never been my strong point (probably a big part of why I'm so far in debt, heh). The past few months that I've been running the cheap ass voice acting service have been a blast. I've gotten the opportunity to help out with all sorts of little projects, and am grateful for each and every one of your orders. However, it has become apparent to me me that I just can't keep track of the hundreds of small jobs. There have been too many mistakes, ranging from mistyped or invalid email addresses to missed orders to mispronounced names/words... I just can't keep up. As a result, I am no longer taking new orders.

After I finish up all the orders that I have pending, I will be going through all previous orders with a fine toothed comb, making sure that I haven't missed anyone else. I appologize sincerely if I have missed your order. Please understand, I've done a couple thousand small jobs. Some orders have already been lost in the shuffle. I aim to rectify this, and make sure that everyone is taken care of. I just can't do this if I continue to take in new jobs.

Despite the positive reception to my service, I just am not making headway on my bills. I'm still just barely keeping my head above water. I still am unable to afford internet at home. This entire operation has been done through the unlimited data plan on my cell phone. Not the most efficient way to do things, I know... but it's all I've got. I need to try a new tactic to get on top of things. I need to refocus myself somehow. If anyone has any suggestions... I'm all ears.

Naturally, if you have a larger project, I am still available to help. 2 or 3 big projects at a time are definitely manageable. I just run into problems when I'm juggling 200 - 300 hundred small projects at a time (many of them only paying a few dollars).

If you have a larger project, and would like to discuss any details about making a purchase, don't hesitate to email me at thevoice@violencemedia.com.

Thanks again for the patronage and generosity of everyone who has placed an order. If it wasn't for y'all, my electricity likely would have been shut off and I might even have been evicted. You guys really did come through for me. I'm not homeless, and that's a big plus. I'm just not getting ahead, either. Again, any suggestions for a new tactic toward tackling my debt are appreciated (unless you are a scum sucking spammer). If you are a wealthy sugar mama in the greater Dallas area, looking for a boy toy to spoil; I'm an excellent dancer, charming, well travelled and dead sexy ;)